Cucumber, Banana, Carrot, Zucchini: US Health Department Chatbot Suggests Insertion Options The chatbot of the US Department of Health recently released a list of recommended items suitable for insertion. Originally designed to offer dietary advice, users managed to bypass the system's restrictions. While the bot initially discouraged inserting objects into the rectum, it eventually provided suggestions like cucumber, banana, carrot, and zucchini. It even offered guidance on selecting suitable vegetables for this purpose, showcasing a surprisingly caring approach to user queries.

Future of Couriers in the Age of Robotization As of 2027, Yandex plans to introduce 20,000 delivery robots across various Russian cities. This initiative raises questions about the future of human couriers and their roles in the delivery industry amidst increasing automation. The deployment of such a large number of delivery robots by Yandex signifies a significant shift towards automated delivery services. The impact of this move on traditional courier jobs and the overall workforce in the delivery sector is a topic of discussion among experts and industry professionals. It prompts considerations about the adaptation, retraining, and potential displacement of human couriers in the face of advancing technology and robotization trends.

Monday Blues: Even Neural Networks Struggle Neural networks, known for their advanced capabilities, also find Mondays challenging. The start of the week can be tough for everyone, with even cutting-edge technology feeling the strain.

Roskomnadzor Slows Down Earth's Rotation Roskomnadzor, the Russian media regulator, has humorously been accused of slowing down the rotation of the Earth. While this claim is obviously not true, it has sparked some light-hearted humor and conversation online about the organization's influence. The playful statement serves as a reminder that even regulatory bodies can be the subject of jokes and memes, showing the intersection of technology, politics, and everyday life in the digital age.

Beautiful Evolution of BMW Cars Over the Last 100 Years A neural network showcased the evolution of BMW cars spanning the past century. The innovative display highlighted the progression and changes in BMW vehicle designs and technologies. Ironically, despite their impressive evolution, the BMW cars featured in the display humorously "fall apart" when crossing crosswalks, adding a touch of lightheartedness to the otherwise sleek and sophisticated showcase.

RAM Prices Increase Explained The recent rise in RAM prices has left many consumers wondering about the reasons behind it. Despite the frustration, users are finding value in the investment.

First Bar for Dates with Neural Networks Opens in New York In Hell's Kitchen, the wine bar Same Same now offers a unique experience where patrons can place their smartphones on tripods and engage in an evening of flirting with an algorithm next to their glass of Merlot. The initiative was introduced by the team behind EVA AI with the aim of transitioning digital relationships into real-life interactions. The setting includes candles, soft lighting, and an intimate ambiance, with attendees wearing headphones while communicating with a digital entity. Visiting a bar with a phone has now been redefined as a legitimate social outing, blending elements of the digital world with traditional dating scenarios.

Elderly Man Falls Victim to Scammers An elderly man recently fell victim to scammers who targeted him. The fraudsters managed to deceive him, causing him to lose a significant amount of money. The pensioner's unfortunate experience serves as a reminder of the importance of staying vigilant and being cautious when faced with suspicious requests for personal or financial information. Scammers often target vulnerable individuals, making it crucial for everyone, especially the elderly, to be aware of common tactics used by fraudsters.

Alice AI Surpasses DeepSeek in Growth Rate The Russian neural network, Alice AI, has impressively outpaced DeepSeek in terms of growth rate according to Sensor Tower's data for 2025. In terms of growth, Alice AI saw a remarkable increase with a rise of 11.7% in downloads within a year, and an astonishing 3.6 times surge in the fourth quarter. In contrast, the previous leader, DeepSeek, experienced a decline in downloads with a 10% drop per year and a significant 56% decrease in the last quarter. Despite DeepSeek still having a higher total number of downloads, both neural networks are fiercely competing for top position in user engagement, with Alice AI at +156.7% for the year and DeepSeek at 120%.

Chinese Developers Introduce Cutting-Edge GLM 5 Model and Advanced Agent Chinese developers have discreetly launched the latest addition to their ChatGLM series, the state-of-the-art GLM 5 model, accompanied by an advanced autonomous agent. The ChatGLM lineup is well-known for its efficiency in handling various tasks. GLM 5 is designed to excel in logic and coding tasks, demonstrating strong competition against other market leaders. The new autonomous agent is capable of managing complex functions within browsers and directly integrating with various tools. Although official details are currently limited, initial tests indicate promising performance levels of both the GLM 5 model and the advanced agent. Users can explore the new features on the main platform at [chat.z.ai](https://chat.z.ai/) or access them through MiniMax at [agent.minimax.io](https://agent.minimax.io/).